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Friday, January 22, 2016

Airlift || Based On A True Event



Airlift
Director:
Raja Krishna Menon
Cast: Akshay Kumar, Nimrat Kaur, Purab K
BASED ON A TRUE EVENT
For your money and time, Akshay Kumar is the most watchable star in Bollywood today. See Airlift, you will know why. 
Raja Krishna Menon brings Akshay Kumar back onscreen as Ranjit Katiyal with Airlift – a film based on India’s massive evacuation of its citizens from Kuwait in 1990.
The film’s narrative begins on the D-day – August 1, 1990 when Iraq president Saddam Hussein attacked Kuwait. Ranjit, a business tycoon, has closed a few deals, bought one of the most-sought after palaces in town and trumped a friend-cum-business rival. He can’t wait to get home to celebrate. The same night, Iraqi forces attack the city and are running a riot.
Menon peels back the layers to Ranjit’s personality. Though of Indian origin, Ranjit detests being identified as an Indian. Also as one of Kuwait’s richest businessmen, he is full of himself and money is all that seems to matter. Akshay’s first dialogue – ‘Profit explains everything’ – is a key insight into Ranjit’s psyche. This is significant as the plot line builds from here.
The context established, Menon wastes no more time and 10 minutes into Airlift, the plot is already racing. Soon enough all hell breaks loose with blood-thirsty Iraqi soldiers wreaking havoc and Ranjit becomes an unlikely saviour for the 1,70,000 other Indians stranded in Kuwait, including his family.
Though an action-packed story, Airlift’s strength lies in the turbulent emotions of people at the mercy of each other’s generosity and self-preservation. Ranjit is suddenly acutely aware of the people around him including hundreds of his employees. Touching scenes like the interaction between Ranjit and his family, and with government officials are tightly edited to capture the pathos of the situation.

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

About me || GK Blogspot



Sometimes it is hard to introduce yourself because you know yourself so well that you do not know where to start with.
Let me give a try to see what kind of image you have about me through my self-description. I hope that my impression about myself and your impression about me are not so different.

 Here it goes.

I am a person who is positive about every aspect of life. There are many things I like to do, to see,
 and to experience.
I like to read, I like to write; I like to think, I like to dream; I like to talk, I like to listen.

I also wanted to work in reputed IT company,I am just someone who does some teaching, some research, and some writing.
But my dream is still alive.

For more information visit:
imgufrankarim@blogsopt.com

Scientists dream about doing great things. Engineers do them. 

Scientists dream about doing great things. Engineers do them.
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One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb.
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One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb.
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/engineers.html
One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb.
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Never, ever underestimate the importance of having fun.

Monday, January 18, 2016

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

7 Proven Strategies To Double Your Blog Traffic

  1. Create keyword-rich blog posts –
    Most of the new blog readers and subscribers are going to come through a search, so it’s important to have an understanding of SEO (Search Engine Optimization.) Focusing each blog post on a keyword phrase that the ideal customer is using at Google is critical to increasing more qualified traffic. You can identify which phrases are most likely to work through a combination of surveying your current readership and performing a keyword analysis. Once we know the keywords, one can work them into the post title, opening paragraph, and reuse them a few times throughout the post. You don’t always have to use the exact phrase, and you can break up a multi-word phrase into smaller, non-connected pieces. The most important step is to create a powerful, keyword-rich title.
  1. Make sharing easy with sharing buttons – Sharing buttons reminds readers that one wants them to share the content with others. Since too many share buttons can confuse the readers and clutter the design, only use the share buttons that make the most sense for the audience.If it is a B2B blog include a LinkedIn button. Repeating the buttons at the bottom of a post, also works.
  1. Google+ influences Google search results and that’s reason enough to use it.
          What one needs to do:
  • Make sure there is a link back to Google+ on the blog.
  • Add a +1 button on all the posts
  • Create a G+ account for the business and have a link from there to the blog.
  • Start posting relevant content to the business account on G+.google-plus-marketing-agents
  1. Leverage LinkedIn for B2B blogs – There are three main places to promote blog posts on LinkedIn: On personal updates, on groups one belong to, and company pages. Update status once, or maybe twice a day. One gets much better results when the post is promoted in a group. The best opportunities would be in groups that are made up of one’s target audience. By posting directly in these groups one will get more traction, the post will hang around longer, and one will be able to reach people who may not be following otherwise.
  1. Convert posts into presentations for Slide Share – It’s important to make the content go as far as possible. One can consider converting it into a PowerPoint or Keynote presentation and sharing it on Slide Share. You can include clickable links in the slide deck and the description back to the original post, and reach an entirely new audience for just a little additional work.
  1. Share the post on Facebook – Post a link to the new blog post directly into Facebook,since those few seconds can translate into a higher percentage of friends and fans seeing the post. Then share it. Sharing doesn’t dilute the business page’s stats…in fact; everything that happens after the share seems to accumulate on the business page’s activity. The Social Media Examiner has a great tactic for sharing blog posts on Facebook. They wait until the post has gotten a certain number of shares, then they take a screen grab of the article, including the shares, and post that to their wall. Not only do images get more traction in the news feed, (likes, comments, shares and click throughs,) the “social proof” of the retweets acts as an influencer to get fans to click through to the blog post.
  1. Write guest blog posts at other blogs – Guest blogging is writing posts for another blog.There are two main benefits to guest blogging:
  • Creating inbound links to the site (which helps with SEO).
  • Being introduced to a new audience who will want to learn more about what one has to offer.
There are two ways to land guest blogging gigs:
  1. Find influential blogs that target the ideal customer. Read their posts, comment on them, and become part of their community. When one has become an active participant reach out and offer them a post that will support their goals and help their audience. Not all influential blogs will accept posts, and most have strict editorial standards. However, the barrier to entry makes the post more valuable.
  1. Google [“guest blog” + (your industry/topic)]. Lots of blogs are looking for free content, so they’ll be happy to publish the blog post. They may not have the readership of the influential blogs in the above example, but they can still drive quality traffic and generate inbound links.

Friday, January 8, 2016

Hindi Jokes--हिंदी चुटकुले




JOBS IN HINDUSTAN TIMES

Girl – “तुम क्या काम करते हो ?”
Boy– “Hindustan Times में job करता था लेकिन अभी छोड़ दिया …”
Girl- “छोड़ क्यूँ दिया ? कितनी अच्छी कंपनी तो है ?”
Boy– “अब इतनी ठंड में कौन सुबह-सुबह अखबार बांटने जाए …!!!”



OddEvenFormula

पानी बचाने के लिए केजरीवाल का नया क्रांतिकारी कदम,
नहाने के अलग-अलग दिन निर्धारित:-
पुरुष:- सोमवार, बुधवार, शुक्रवार
स्त्री:- मंगलवार, वृहस्पतिवार, शनिवार
बच्चे:- केवल रविवार
बच्चो में ख़ुशी की लहर…
धन्यवाद केजू चच्चा!!
#OddEvenFormula


patient

डॉक्टर (रोगी से)- बहुत कमजोरी है।
फल खाया करो छिलके सहित।
एक घंटे बाद..
रोगी- डॉक्टर साहब! मेरे पेट में बहुत दर्द हो रहा है।
डॉक्टर- क्या खाया था?
रोगी- नारियल छिलके सहित।
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Police inspector

ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.
inispector.jpg
Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.


santa

Santa to Shopkeeper: – Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.
.
.
.

Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,
Santa:Isme aur colour dikhao.



TRANSLATION.

Teacher to a student: “Ess line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya.”
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Student – He done his work and done-dana-dan done-dana-dan.



Naari Samman Sewa

Uncle: What do you do son...?
Boy: Naari samman sewa ke liye kaam karta hoon
Uncle: Achcha to social worker ho
Son: No uncle, Facebook par ladkiyon ki photo like karta hoon.



Hahaha

Mom: "Beta tu baal kyun nahi katwata"??

Son: "Tum samajhti nahi ho, yeh fashion hai maa"

Mom: "Arre idiot...! Ladke wale teri behan ko dekhne aaye the aur tujhe pasand kar gaye hain."



PYASA MUSAFIR.

Musafir: Beta aap mujhe thoda paani pila denge.
Bachcha: Agar lassi ho jaaye to..
Musafir: Tab to bahut hi achcha hoga
Bachcha lassi le aaya. Musafir ne 5 lote lassi peene ke baad bachche se poochha
"Beta tumhare ghar mein koi lassi nahi peeta"
Bachcha: Peet to sab hain lekin aaj lassi mein chooha gir gaya tha aur ussi mein mar gaya.
Musafir ne gusse mein lota zameen par de mara.
Bachcha rote huye bola "Mummy inhone lota tod diya, ab toilet kya lekar jaayenge"


Last Wish.

Judge: Your last wish?
Mujrim: Aap ki beti se shaadi, Nokia N97, 5 crore Rs, USA ka visa, 2 saal ka haneymoon, 6-7 bachche jo aap ko nana nana kahein or mujhe papa aur main un sab ki shaadi karwa doon us ke baad aap jo faisla do mujhe manzoor hoga.
Judge: Hahaha... meri koi beti hi nhi. Tanggo kamine ko.!



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